Friday, August 8, 2008

SQL INQUIRY-VERY FUNNY


WeddingQuery........ ........ (SQL Style)

HUSBANDS QUERY

CREATE PROCEDURE
MyMarriage (
BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20) )

AS
BEGIN


SELECT

Bride FROM india_ Brides
WHERE
FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire'

AND Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus ='ThreeStoreyed'
AND
BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND Having Brothers= Null

AND Sisters =Null



SELECT
Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalance

FROM FatherInLaw

UPDATE MyBankAccout

SETMyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal


UPDATE

MyLocker

SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold


INSERT INTO

MyCarShed VALUES('BMW')
END
GO


Then the wife writes the below query:


DROP
HUSBAND;
Commit;

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