PRESENCE OF MIND

>
> In a shop a man asked for 1/2 kg of butter. The
> salesperson, a young boy,
> said that only 1kg packs were available in the shop, but
> the man insisted on
> buying only 1/2 kg. So the boy went inside to the
> manager's room and said
> 'An idiot outside wants to buy only 1/2 kg of
> butter'. To his surprise, the
> customer was standing behind him. So the boy added
> immediately, 'And this
> gentleman wants to buy the other half!!!!!!'.
>
> After the customer left, the manager said 'You have
> saved your position by
> being clever enough at the right time. Where do you come
> from?' To this the
> boy said, 'I come from Mexico. The place consists of
> only prostitutes and
> football players!!!!!'
>
> The manager replied coldly, 'My wife is also from
> Mexico'.
>
> To this the boy asked excitedly, 'Oh yeah? Which team
> does she play for?'
>
> Presence of mind help, never panic!!!!!!!!