MUMBAIKER-HILARIOUS

Very Interesting. ......... ........
Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor and said, ' Doctor, I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period'.
Doctor : I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.
Man : No, Doctor, I have come to you only..
Doctor : But gentleman, I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.
Man : I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only...
Doctor : I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.
Man : I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first.
Doctor : OK. Tell me.
Man : I sleep like a dog thinking about my work load whole night.
I get up in the morning like a horse
I go to work running like a deer
I work all the day like a donkey
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
I wag my tail in front of all my bosses
I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.
I am like a rabbit before my wife
Doctor: Are you FROM MUMBAI ?
Man: Yes
Doctor : Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are FROM MUMBAI . Come man, no one can treat you better than me.
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