LAUGHS

bengali jokes
After all the Sardar jokes we had Mallu jokes. Now
it's the turn of the 'Bongs'!!!!

What do you call:

A mad Bengali? ---- In Sen.

A dark Bengali who lives in a cave? ---- Kalidas Guha.

A Bengali mobster? -----Rob in Ganguli.

A perfumed Bengali? ----Chandan Dass

A Bengali goldsmith? ---- Shonar Bongla.

What's bigger than the state of Bengal? --- The
Bay of Bengal.

An angry Bengali letter?--- Chitti-chitti Bong Bong.

A talkative Bengali?---Bulbul Chatterjee.
An outlawed Bengali? --- Kanoon Banerjee or Bonduk
> > Bannerjee.
> > >
An enlightened Bengali? ---- Jyoti Basu.
> > >
A stupid Bengali girl? --- Balika Buddhu.
A Bengali marriage? --- Bedding.
> What do you call a Bengali who takes bribe? --- Mr.
> Ghoosh.
> > >
> > > What does a ghati call a burping Bong? ----
> > Mukhopadhaya.
> > >
> > > How does the Bong learn the alphabet?----A for Orange,
> > B for Begetable....

How does a Bong relax in the evening? ---- He goes to
> the Howrah Brij to get some Breej.
> > >
What does a Bong with a broken heart say?--- "My
> > hurt is hearting"
And finally,
What do you call a Bengali who works? ---- A work of fiction.