Men will be men but women

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit
> the ball
> >> into
> >>> the woods. She
> >>> went into the woods to look for it & found
> a frog
> >> in a
> >>> trap. The frog told
> >>> her, 'If you release me from this trap, I
> will
> >> grant
> >>> you three wishes.' The
> >>> woman freed the frog, & the frog said,
> 'Thank
> >> you,
> >>> but I failed to mention
> >>> that there was a condition to your
> wishes.'
> >>>
> >>> Whatever you wish for, your husband will get
> times
> >> ten! The
> >>> woman said,
> >>> 'That's okay.' For her first wish,
> she
> >> wanted
> >>> to be the most beautiful woman
> >>> in the world. The frog warned her, 'You do
> realize
> >> that
> >>> this wish will also
> >>> make your husband the most handsome man in the
> world,
> >> an
> >>> Adonis whom women
> >>> will flock to.' The woman replied,
> 'That's
> >>> okay, because I will be the most
> >>> beautiful woman & he will have eyes only
> for
> >> me.'
> >>> So, KAZAM-she's the most
> >>> beautiful Woman in the world! For her second
> wish, she
> >>> wanted to be the
> >>> richest woman in the world. The frog said,
> 'That
> >> will
> >>> make your husband the
> >>> richest man in the world. And he will be ten
> times
> >> richer
> >>> than you.' The
> >>> woman said, 'That's okay, because
> what's
> >> mine
> >>> is his & what's his is mine.'
> >>> So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the
> world!
> >> The
> >>> frog then inquired about
> >>> her third wish, & she answered,
> 'I'd like
> >> a
> >>> mild heart attack.'
> >>>
> >>> Moral of the story: Women are clever.
> Don't mess
> >> with
> >>> them. *
> >>>
> >>> Attention female readers: This is the end of
> the joke
> >> for
> >>> you. Stop here &
> >>> continue feeling good. *
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> >>> *Male readers: Please scroll down...
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> >>> The man had a heart attack ten times *MILDER*
> than his
> >>> wife!!!
> >>>
> >>> Moral of the story: Women think they're
> really
> >> smart.
> >>>
> >>> PS: If you are a woman & are still reading
> this;
> >> it
> >>> only goes to show that
> >>> women never listen!!!
> >>>
> >>> Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh,
> and to
> >> all
> >>> the ladies who
> >>> have a good sense of humour.
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