MANMOHAN

Manmohan Singh and Obama are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman,
'Isn't that Obama and Manmohan?'

The barman says 'Yep, that's them.' So the guy walks over and says,
'Hello, what are you guys doing?'

Obama says, 'We're planning world war 3'

The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'

And Manmohan says, 'Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis
and one bicycle repairman.'

And the guy exclaimed, 'A bicycle repairman?!! !'

Manmohan turns to Obama and says, 'See, I told you no-one would worry
about the 14 million Pakistanis!'