BIHARI CLOCK

> Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh). As
> she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of
> clocks behind. She asked, "What are all those
> clocks?" Yamraj answered, "Those are LieClocks.
> Everyone on Earth has a LieClock.Every time you lie, the
> hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said
> Rabri, "Who's clock is that?"That's
> Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating
> that he never told a lie. "And whose clock is that?
> "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands
> have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2
> lies in his entire life." Rabri asked,
> "Where's my Laloo's clock?" Laloo"s
> clock is in my office", replied yamraj,
>
> Rabri enquired, why ?
> "I'm using it as a ceiling fan." replied
> Yamraj
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