BROCCOLI CASSEROLE‏

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she's very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The young woman is beginning to feel some gastric discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The pains increase and are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, 'Skippy!' The woman thought, 'This is great!' and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pains again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip. The father again looked at the dog again and yelled, 'Dammit Skippy!' Once again the woman smiled and thought 'Yes!' A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it and let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing. One more time, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, 'Dammit Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!'

Warren Buffet in 2009 - good read‏

Warren Buffet in 2009 - good read

We begin this New Year with dampened enthusiasm and dented optimism.

Our happiness is diluted and our peace is threatened by the financial illness that has infected our families, organizations and nations. Everyone is desperate to find a remedy that will cure their financial illness and help them recover their financial health.

Every new year, I adopt a couple of old maxims as my beacons to guide my future.
This self-prescribed therapy has ensured that with each passing year, I grow wiser and not older.
This year, I invite you to tap into the financial wisdom of our elders along with me, and become financially wiser.

Hard work : All hard work brings profit; but mere talk leads only to poverty.

Laziness : Sleeping lobster is carried away by the water current.

Earnings : Never depend on a single source of income.

Spending : If you buy things you don't need, you'll soon sell things you need.

Savings : Don't save what is left after spending; spend what is left after saving.

Accounting : It's no use carrying an umbrella, if your shoes are leaking.

Auditing : Beware of little expenses; a small leak can sink a large ship.

Risk-taking : Never test the depth of the river with both feet.

Investment : Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

I'm certain that those who have already been practicing these principles remain financially healthy. I'm equally confident that those who resolve to start practicing these principles will quickly regain their financial health.

Let us become wiser and lead a happy, healthy, prosperous and peaceful life.

Warren Buffet

Opportunities are never lost. The other Person takes what you missed

THIS IS VERY CLEVER STUFF!‏

This one is fun!

( Don't ask me! I don't know how it's done!!)

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Read out loud the text inside the triangle below.

More than likely you said, 'A bird in the bush,'! And. .......

If this IS what YOU said, then you failed to see
That the word THE is repeated twice!
Sorry, look again.

Next, let's play with some words.
What do you see?

In black you can read the word GOOD, in white the word EVIL (inside each black letter is a white letter). Now, what do you see?

You may not see it at first, but the white spaces read the word optical, the blue landscape reads the word illusion. Look again! Can you see why this painting is called an optical illusion?

What do you see here?

This one is quite tricky!
The word TEACH reflects as LEARN.

Last one.
What do you see?

You probably read the word ME in brown, but.......
When you look through ME you will see YOU!

Do you need to look again? Test Your Brain
This is really cool. The second one is amazing so please read all the way though.

ALZHEIMER'S EYE TEST

Count every ' F ' in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

(SEE BELOW)

HOW MANY ?
WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.

The reasoning behind is further down.
The brain cannot process 'OF'.

Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!
Anyone who counts all 6 'F's' on the first go is a genius.


Three is normal, four is quite rare.

Send this to your friends.
It will drive them crazy.!
And keep them occupied
For several minutes..!

Look at the spinning woman and if she is turning right your right side of your brain is working . If she is turning left your left side of your brain is working . If she turns both ways for you then you have a 160 or better IQ


More Brain Stuff . . From Cambridge University .

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.
I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this psas it on !!

LEAVE APPLICATIONS-MURDER OF ENGLISH LANGUAGE

See, how people write leave Applications. It's murder of English Language. But Too Funny.

Just Read It.

The Leave Applications

Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

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This is from Oracle Bangalore : From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"As I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days."

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Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:

"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave."

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From H.A.L. Administration Dept:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

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Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10-o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

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An incident of a leave letter:

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

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A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

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Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

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Covering note:

"I am enclosed herewith..."

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Another one:

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

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Actual letter written for application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

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Letter writing:

"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

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A candidate's job application:

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both (!!)For the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

MANMOHAN

Manmohan Singh and Obama are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman,
'Isn't that Obama and Manmohan?'

The barman says 'Yep, that's them.' So the guy walks over and says,
'Hello, what are you guys doing?'

Obama says, 'We're planning world war 3'

The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'

And Manmohan says, 'Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis
and one bicycle repairman.'

And the guy exclaimed, 'A bicycle repairman?!! !'

Manmohan turns to Obama and says, 'See, I told you no-one would worry
about the 14 million Pakistanis!'

2nd opinion.... Priceless!

Second Opinion!

The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration.

You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new suit.'

He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit.'

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see... size 44 long.'

Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'

'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit it fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?'

Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'

The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'

Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'

'Been in the business 60 years.'

Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?'

Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'

The salesman said, 'Let's see... size 36.

Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.'

The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.'

New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear - $6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS

Embarrasing ?????

Embarrasing ?????

A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. 'Mommy,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 'It's not polite.' 'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?' 'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' 'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. ' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. 'Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. It's like a report card, it has everything on it.' Later that night the littl e girl says to her mother, 'I know how old you are. You are 32.' The mother is surprised and asks, 'How did you find that out? 'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.' The mother is past surprised and shocked now. 'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?' 'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' 'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?' ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 'Because you got an F in sex.'

BIHARI CLOCK

> Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh). As
> she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of
> clocks behind. She asked, "What are all those
> clocks?" Yamraj answered, "Those are LieClocks.
> Everyone on Earth has a LieClock.Every time you lie, the
> hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said
> Rabri, "Who's clock is that?"That's
> Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating
> that he never told a lie. "And whose clock is that?
> "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands
> have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2
> lies in his entire life." Rabri asked,
> "Where's my Laloo's clock?" Laloo"s
> clock is in my office", replied yamraj,
>
> Rabri enquired, why ?
> "I'm using it as a ceiling fan." replied
> Yamraj
>
>

SOME PRESENCE OF MIND

Some presence of mind !!

A man boards a flight from Delhi to Mumbai and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a gorgeous woman boarding the plane.

He soon realizes she's heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold,she takes the seat right next to his.

Eager to strike up a conversation, he asks 'Business trip or vacation?' She turns, smiles, and says, 'Business. I'm going to the annual Sexologists Convention.'

He swallows hard. Here is the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting next to him, and she's a sexologist! Struggling to contain his excitement and maintain his composure, he calmly asks, 'What's your business role at this convention?'

'Lecturer,' she says, 'I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.'

'Really?' he says, swallowing hard. 'What m-m-m-myths are those?'

'Well,' she explains, 'one popular myth is that African men are the best endowed when, in fact, it's the Tamilian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, whereas actually it is the Bengali. However, we have found that the best
potential lover in all categories is the Sardar.'

Suddenly, the woman becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes. 'I'm sorry,'
she says, 'I shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name!'

' Venkatraman !' the man blurts out. ' Venkatraman Mukherjee ! But all my
friends call me Joginder Singh !'*

FIGURE THIS OUT,LOL

Try to figure it out


See If You Can Figure Out What These Words
Have In Common...... .


Banana

Dresser

Grammar

Potato

Revive

Uneven

Voodoo
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Are You Peeking Or Have You Already Given Up?

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OK... Here You Go... Hope You Didn't Cheat.




This Is Cool.



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In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter,
place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word
backwards, it will be the same word.

Did you figure it out?
Now scroll back up and check it .. LOL ..

Do and Dont's for 2009

......... ......... .... Health:

1. Drink plenty of water.
2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.
5. Make time to practice meditation, yoga, and prayer.
6. Play more games.
7. Read more books than you did in 2008.
8. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
9. Sleep for 7 hours.
10. Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day. And while you walk, smile.

Personality:

11. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
12. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
13. Don't over do. Keep your limits.
14. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
15. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.
16. Dream more while you are awake.
17. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
18. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your resent happiness.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
20. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
21. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
22. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
23. Smile and laugh more.
24. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

Society:

25. Call your family often.
26. Each day give something good to others.
27. Forgive everyone for everything.
28. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.
29. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
30. What other people think of you is none of your business.
31. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.

Life:

32. Do the right thing!
33. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
34. GOD heals everything.
35. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
36. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
37. The best is yet to come.
38. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it.
39. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.

Blonde Wife

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day the girls decided when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, boss never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?

First girl was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with
her son and went to bed early.

Second girl was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.

Third girl, a blonde, was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband with her lady boss in a romantic pose. Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.

The next day, at their coffee break, the other two girls planned to leave early again and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.

"No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday."

DOSE OF LAUGHTER

Doctor: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai ?

Patient: Doctor saheb.. Pahle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.

Doctor: dawai khali thi kya ?

Patient : Nahi doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.

Doctor: Arey... mere kahne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.

Patient: Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur Maine le li thi.

Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya ?

Patient: Oho, nahi doctor saheb dawai to laal thi.

Doctor: Abe GADHE, Dawai KO piliya tha kya ?

Patient : Nahi. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.

Doctor: Abe Teri to, Dawai KO muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nahi ?

Patient: Nahi doctor saheb.

Doctor: Kyon ?

Patient: Kyonki dhakkan band tha.

Doctor: Teri to sale, to Khola kyon nahi.

Patient: Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.

Doctor: Tera ilaaz main nahi kar sakta !

Patient: Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga

Doctor : Abe teri ....

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Naukarani Ne Sushila Se Kaha, Memsahab Gajab Ho Gaya.
Pados Ki Teen Auraten Aap Ki Saas Ko Peet Rahi Hain.

Sushila Naukarani Ke Sath Balakani Se Aayi Aur Chupchap
Tamasha Dekhane Lagi.Naukarani Ne Pucha, Aap Madad
Karane Nahi Jayengi ?

Sushila - Nahi Teen Hi Kaafi Hain.

$$$$$$$$$$$$ $




once there was an accident where the car driver hit the parrot.
The parrot faints, so the driver takes the parrot to his home ,
gives first aid to it and then puts it in a cage with some food .
When the parrot wakes up . in a shock it tells
"aila!! jail!!!!!! gadi wala mar gaya kya????"





Mallika Sherawat ne
Baba Ramdev Ji se puchha ,
ki main nahate samay kya lagaun ,
ki mera Yauvan surakshit rahe ?
Baba ne Kaha ...
DARWAJA ... !





Jinn: Hukam aaka ?
Man: Ghar se dubai tak road banani hai
Jinn: Mushkil hai aur koi kaam bataiye
Man: Meri biwi ko aagyakari aur samajhdar bana do.
Jinn: Road single banani hai ya dabule.....




Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai meri samajhdari ya meri beauty..

Husband: Mujhe to ye tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achchhi lagti hai..






Police ne raat ke 1 baje sharab ke nashe mein

tunn ek aadmi ko pakad kar puchha..

Raat ke ek baje tum Kahan ja rahe ho..?

Aadmi - Main sharab peene ke dush parinaam

per lecture sunne ja raha hun....

Police - Itni raat mein tumhe kaun lecture dega..?

Aadmi - Mere biwi.....

new year sms

Years come n go, but this year
I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness
topped with loads of good fortune.
Have a gr8 year ahead!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!

Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

Before the sun sets in this year,
before the memories fade,
before the net works get jammed
Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year 2009

In 'The Universal Bank of God'...
God stores his blessings & deposited
365 days full of love, faith & happiness for you...
So, Enjoy spending...
Happy New Year.

Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don't need to carry
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR


Each moment in a day has its own value.
Morning brings HOPE,
Afternoon brings FAITH,
Evening brings LOVE,
Night brings REST,
Hope you will all of them everyday.
HAPPY NEW YEAR

A new year filled woth bright beautiful
wishes for those who looks beyond the horizon.
Wishing u a truly fulfilling 2009

New Year is the time to
unfold new horizons & realize new dreams,
to rediscover the strength & faith within u,
to rejoice in simple pleasures &
gear up 4 a new challenges.
Wishing u a truly fulfilling 2009

Tom Cruise
Angelina Jolie
Aishwarya Rai
Arnold
Jennifer Lopez
Amitabh Bachhan
& me..
All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.


We will open the book. Its pages are blank.
We are going to put words on them ourselves.
The book is called Opportunity and
its first chapter is New Year's Day.


May this New Year bring many opportunities your way,
to explore every joy of life and
may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm,
turning all your dreams into reality and
all your efforts into great achievements.


Hope u'll have a New Year
that starts right
and ends Happy!



My wishes for you,
Great start for Jan,
Love for Feb,
Peace for March,
No worries for April,
Fun for May,
Joy for June to Nov,
Happiness for Dec, Have a lucky and wonderful 2009

I wish U to have a .....
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year.
HAPPY NEW YEAR

Good resolutions are simply checks
that men draw on a bank
where they have no account.
Happy New Year.

Year's end is neither an end
nor a beginning
but a going on,
with all the wisdom
that experience
can instill in us.
Happy New Year

Here is a wishing that
the coming year is a glorious one
that rewards all your
future endeavors with success

I Wish in 2009
God gives You...
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all!

A Relaxed Mind,
A Peaceful Soul,
A Joyful Spirit,
A Healthy Body &
Heart full of Love..
All these are my Prayers for You..
Wish a Happy New Year 2009

Throughout the Coming Year
may your life be filled with little celebration of Happiness...
Wishes you a Bright, Happy and Prosperous
New Year 2009 with God Bless.

Before the sun sets in this year,
before the memories fade,
before the networks get jammed.....
Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year 2009

New Year begins, let us pray,
that it will be a year with new Peace,
New Happiness, and abundance of new friends.
God bless you through out the new Year.

Wishing you Happy New Year,
May u always keep in ur heart
the special beauty and cheer of New Year.

New Year is the time to unfold new horizons
& realize new dreams,
to rediscover the strength & faith within u,
to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges.
Wishin u a truly fulfilling 2009

When the mid-nite bell rings tonight...
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very...very. ..very prosperious 2009.


New Year count down is about to begin.
Here's sending my choicest blessing of cheers and joys
galore and wishing you a wonderful year 2009.

As the new year takes the flying start,
may it brings peace of heaven to your house
and fills your heart with grace and glory.
Wishing you 366 days of nonstop laughter and good cheers.

May the dawn of New Year leads you to the
path of beautiful tomorrows
and brings abounding joys,
filling your heart with love and home with happiness.

As the old year comes to meet the New Year,
sending you my greetings of bliss and good health.
Wishing you a wonderful Holiday Season and a Happy New Year.

Raise a toast to good times and welcome year 2009
with good friends & good cheers.
Wishing you eternal bliss & superb time ahead.

New Year promises fresh start
and fill every heart with hopes
and aspirations.
Here's sending my wishes of love and laughter this day and forever.

New Year is the perfect time to renew the bond of love.
Here's wishing you my love and good luck this day and always.
Wishing you the season filled with fun times and good cheers.

Let's gather around and celebrate the dawn of sparkling New Year.
May it bring gifts of joys,good health and surprises.
Best wishes for a Happy New Year.

May you achieve success
in every facets of life and all your heartfelt wishes comes true.
Wishing you a Happy New Year of Happiness & Prosperity.

New Year is meant for celebrations
and spending joyous time with loved ones.
May the beauty of New Year
be with you forever and your wishes
of peace,health and happiness ring true.

Embark on a fresh start this New Year.
May it brings sunshine to your life
and embrace you with happiness,Love and Warmth.
Best wishes for a happy New Year.

May this new year
bring many opportunities
your way to explore
every joy of life

May this new year bring many opportunities to your way,
to explore every joy of life
&
may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm,
turning all your dreams into reality
and all your efforts into great achievements.
Happy New Year to you & your loved ones.

With all the Rose's Perfume and with all the lights in the world
and with all the children's Smiles...
I Wish U that ur all dreams comes true.
*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009*

May in this new year all your dreams turn
into reality and all your efforts into great achievements

May the new Year brings new hopes,
new promises
and new reasons to celebrate your presence in your lives.
Have a Joyous New Year

May this new year adorn your life with many beautiful things and sweet
memories to cherish forever. And care of those whom the heart holds
close, along with abundant joys and happiness, for you and your family.
Wishing you life's best this New Year

On the onset of new year sending you the warmest of wishes

This note comes especially, dear Friend, to wish you a marvellous start
as the year begins.. ...And hope that all your dreams come true, making
it truly a Wonderful year for you.

Better than any New Year has been and will be, Better than any joy
known or to be known, Better than any wish realised or to be realised-
that's how, this New Year should be for you. Have a great new year.

This message comes to wish you happiness and every good thing too, to
make this New Year, a wonderful one for you and then the kind of
happiness desired by your heart and family times, filled with peace and joy,
right from the start. Happy New Year 2 u & ur loved ones

May all the dreams in your eyes,
All the desires in your heart and
All the hopes in your life blend together,
To give you the most spectacular New Year ever.
Happy New Year

THANKYOU

As this year 2008 draws to an end;

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I want to THANK all the people who touched my life with their love & care and made my life more meaningful..

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let me THANK all those who HATED me-you made me a Stronger person.

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Thanks to those who Loved me-you made my Heart more TENDER.

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Thanks to those who worried about me-you let me knew you actually CARED.

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Thanks to those who left me alone-you showed me that not everything lasts.

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Thanks to all those who entered my life-you made me WHAT I am TODAY.