Short Love Story

Short Love Story

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....He in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,
'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the
closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, let 's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own fuckin blanket.

After a moment of silence, he farted.


The End