SARDAR JOKES

Sardar Jokes

1. news reporter gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train
accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.The
correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?

Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade
gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee
express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi
PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par
kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi. Reporter: Thank god. Aap
ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode.

Sardar: Oye nahin ji main to suicide karne ki iye patri par hi leta
tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya.

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2. Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road... why?

Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the Office.

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3. A Sardarni had 8 sons all named Karan. On asking how she managed to
call one in particular.

She replied: That's easy. I call them by their surname !
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4. Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode.

Again he comes and does the same stuff.

Wife askes Why are you doing this?

Sardar replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly.

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5. What is the full form of singh:

S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.

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6.Angry Sardar-Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga - mita dunga mita

dunga.

Another sardar standing besides said mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga.
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7.Santa singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Banta singh: Post office.

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8.Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says," break nahi mar sakta
tha kya?

Sardar replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di..."

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9. Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte woh kya soch rahe honge....think.........

"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"

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10.A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?

Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.

I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'

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11.Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz
sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.

Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?

Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
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12. Sardarni asks her lover,"Santa dear, if we get engaged, will u give
me a ring?"

"Sure" replies santa. "Whats ur phone no?"

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