Sunday, August 3, 2008

Cow ism

Subject: Fwd: Cow..........ism's


The Economic times

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

INFOSYSism
You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, & send them one at a time to the US for milking.




Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

WIPROism
GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.



THE ECONOMIC TIMES


Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

DELLism
Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both & sell it as Cow's milk.




Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

IBMism
You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent small businessmen.




Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

MICROSOFTism
You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows.




Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

INTELism
Microsoft makes horse shoes. You nail them to your cows & wonder why they don't run fast.




Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

SUNism
You have a bull. It doesn't give milk. You hate Microsoft.




Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

ORACLEism
You have a cow. You don't know which side to milk, so you sell tools to help milk cows.




Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

SAPism
You don't have a cow. You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants.



Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

APPLEism
You have a cow. You sell iMilk.




Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

SONYism
You have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world's thinnest milk.


Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

CITIBANKism
Welcome to Citibank. If you have a cow, press 1. If you have a bull, press 2...stay on line if you'd like our customer care to milk it for you.


Some emerging 'isms' of the new economy

HPism
You don't know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking solutions through authorised resellers only.


Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

GEism
You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If someone finds out, that's his imagination at work.


Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

RELIANCEism
You don't yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501, because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.


Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

TATAism
You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.

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Yoga by hand

YOGA by HAND

Health in Your Hand: Seven Mudras for Amazing Health Benefits

Mudras are very powerful. If you practice these Mudras regularly you can see the wonderful health benefits.

1. Gyan Mudra (Mudra of Knowledge):

Method:
Touch the tip of the thumb to the tip of the index finger, with the other three fingers stretched out.
Specialty:
As it is a Mudra of knowledge, it enhances the knowledge. The tip of thumb has centers of pituitary and endocrine glands. When we press these centers by index finger the two glands work actively.
Time duration:
There is no particular time duration for this Mudra. You can practice by sitting, standing or lying on bed whenever and wherever you have time.
Benefits:
O Increases memory power and sharpens the brain
O Enhances concentration and prevents Insomnia
O If we practice it regularly, it will cure all psychological disorders like Mental, Hysteria, Anger and Depression

2. Prithvi Mudra (Mudra of Earth):

Method:
Tip of the ring finger touches the tip of the thumb, with the other three fingers stretched out.
Specialty:
It reduces all physical weaknesses.
Time Duration:
It has no particular time duration. You can practice it any time you want.
Benefits:
O
It helps to increase the weight for weak people
O It improves the complexion of skin and makes the skin to glow
O It makes the body active by keeping it healthy

3. Varuna Mudra (Mudra of Water):

Method:
Tip of little finger touches the tip of thumb, with the other three fingers stretched out.
Specialty:
It balances the water content and prevents all diseases which come due to lack of water.
Time Duration:
It has no specific time duration and one can practice it according to their time.
Benefits:
O
It retains clarity in blood by balancing water content in the body
O Prevents the pains of Gastroenteritis and Muscle Shrinkage

4. Vayu Mudra (Mudra of Air):

Method:
Keep the index finger on the base of the thumb and press with thumb keeping the other three fingers straight.
Specialty:
It prevents all the diseases that occur due to the imbalance of the air.
Time Duration:
The practice of this Mudra for 45 minutes reduces the severity of the disease in 12 to 24 hours. For better results practice it for two months.
Benefits:
O
It cures Rheumatism, Arthritis, Gout, Parkinson's disease and paralysis without any medicine
O It is useful for Cervical Spondilytis, paralysis to face and catching of nerve in neck
O It corrects the disorder of gas in the stomach

5. Shunya Mudra (Mudra of Emptiness):

Method:
Keep the middle finger at the mount of Venus and press it with thumb.
Specialty:
It reduces the dullness in our body.
Time Duration:
One can practice it for 40 to 60 minutes daily until to be cured from the disease.
Benefits:
O
It relieves an earache within 4 or 5 minutes
O It is useful for the deaf and mentally challenged, but not for inborn ones.

6. Surya Mudra (Mudra of Sun):

Method:
Bend the ring finger and press it with thumb.
Specialty:
It sharpens the center in thyroid gland.
Time Duration:
Practice it daily twice for 5 to 15 minutes.
Benefits:
O
It reduces cholesterol in body and helps in reducing weight
O It reduces anxiety
O It corrects indigestion problems

7. Prana Mudra (Mudra of Life):

Method:
Bend ring finger and little finger and touch the tip of thumb with their tips keeping the remaining two fingers stretched.
Specialty:
As it is the Mudra of life, it improves the power of life. Weak people become strong. It reduces the clamps in blood vessels. If we practice it regularly, we will become active.
Time Duration:
No specific time duration. One can practice it any time.
Benefits:
O It improves immunity
O Improves the power of eyes and reduces eye related diseases
O It removes the vitamin deficiency and fatigue

8. Apana Mudra (Mudra of Digestion):

Method:
The tips of middle finger and ring finger touch the tip of thumb while the other two fingers are stretched out.
Specialty:
It plays an important role in our health as it regulates the excretory system.
Time Duration:
Practice it daily for 45 minutes, but practice for longer time yields more benefits.
Benefits:
O It regulates diabetes
o It cures constipation and piles
o It helps excreting the normal waste regularly


9. Apana Vayu Mudra (Mudra of Heart):


Method:
The tips of the middle finger and ring finger touch the tip of thumb, while the index finger touches the base of thumb and little finger stretched out.
Specialty:
It benefits the heart. It works like injection in the reduction of heart attack. It is as powerful as sorbitate tablet. It reduces the gas content in body.
Time Duration:
Practice it as many times as you can. Heart patients and BP patients can practice it for 15 minutes daily twice for better results.
Benefits:
o It strengthens the heart and regularizes palpitation
o It regulates excretory system
o It redeems gastric trouble


10. Linga Mudra (Mudra of Heat):

Method:
Interlock the fingers of both the hands and keep the thumb of the left hand vertically straight and encircle it with the thumb and the index finger of the right hand..
Specialty:
It generates heat in our body. Take milk, ghee (Purified butter), more water and fruit juices in addition to practice of this Mudra for much benefits.
Time Duration:
Practice it any time you want. But don't practice it a lot as it produces heat in the body.. It can cause sweating even in winter if you practice it longer.
Benefits:
o It stops production of phlegm and gives power to lungs
o It cures severe cold and bronchial infection
o It invigorates the body

It is amazing but true. If you want to see the results, start today!

True indian

If you are true Indian, buy the product wholly made in/by Indian Company .

This can save our valuable currency to remain in our country. Before any

further purchasing please think once the list given below:-

No

Item

Use (Indian)

Pls Don't use (Multinational)

1

TEA/ Coffee

Tea-Tata, Agni, RCM, Chay House,

Coffee-Tata café,RCM,

Tea-Red Lable, Lipton, Taj, Goodrick, Morvel, Double Diamond. Coffee- Nescafe

2

Bath Soap, Shampoo, Det. Cake/ powder

Park Avenue, Santoor, Nirma, RCM, Medimix, Ganga, Cinthol, Wipro Shikakaai, Mysore sandal, Chandrika, No 1, Asharam Bapu's , Dabur's , Ecto, Hepoline, Manjula,Eazy, T-Series, Doctor, 555, Ghadi, Stiff & Shine

Lux, Pears,Dettol, Amway, Quantum, Moti, Clearasil, Palmolive, Jasmin, Lifebuoy, Dove, hamam, Liril, Jai, Dyna, Fair & Lovely, Jonson, Margo, Neem , Rexona, Sunlite, Wheel, Ariel, Henko, Tide, Surf Excel, Vim, OK, Vanish, All Clear, Sunsilk, Chik, Pantene, Lisansy, Head & Shoulder, Rin, Chek,

3

Tooth Paste/ Brush, Dantmanjan

Promish, Babool, RCM, Meswak, Ajay, , Vicco, Eagle, Monkey Chhap, Vithoba, Herbodent, Dabur

Colgate, Pepsodent, Cibaca, Oral-B, Anchor, Sensodent, Close-up, Signal, Mc cleans, Forhansh, Amway, Quantum, Aqua, Fresh,Fruits

4

Cosmetics, Perfume Hair Oil

Poduct of Park avenue/RCM/ Vicco/Asharam,/Himalaya, Vaidyanath/Godrej/ Dabur /, Emami, Himani, Borolene, Safrojel, Bramhakumari, Boroplus/soft, Vatika/Anmol

Fair & lovely, Nivea, Krack, Parachute, Cococare, Cocoraj, Denim, Ponds, Nysil,

5

Eatables

Namkeen-Haldiram's, RCM, Bikaner Product. Spices- Rcm, MDH, Suruchi, Salt-Tata, Rcm. Cooking Oil- Komal, Mayur, Mahakosh & other Local products

Namkeen-Uncle chips. Spices- Everest. Salt-Annpurna,Ankur, Captain cook, suddh. Cooking Oil- Dhara, Fortune

6

Milk Products

Amul, Amulya, Indiana, Mother Dairy, Dinshaw, Top,

Milkmaid, Gits, Lactogen, Complain, Heroics, Bournvita, Boost, Cerelac, Protinex, spart

7

Biscuits

RCM, Priyagold,

Parle, Sunfeast, Britania, Crack-jack, 50-50,

8

Textiles

Raymond, Parx, colorplus, Oswal, Siyaram, RCM, Mafatlal, Reid & Taylor, Mayur, Vimal, Digjam, OCM,

Peter England, Oxemberg, Koutons, Westside,

9

Home Appliances

Bajaj, Orient, RCM, Kaitan, Usha, Polar,Godrej, Voltas, T-Series,

Havell, Philips, LG, Samsung, Anchor, Leader, Crompton Greaves, HP, GE,

10

Petrol/Diesel Vehicles

Bajaj, Tata, Mahindra & Mahindra, Maruti

Hero Honda, Honda, TVS, Suzuki, Santro, Ford, Yamaha, Fiat, Toyota,

11

Stationery

Apsara, Camline, Camel, RCM, Rotomac,

Parker, Pilot, Luxor, Reynolds, Cello

12

Blade

Topaz, Ashok, Gallant, Léger, Bharat, RCM, Silver Prince, Asqawayer, Super Max, Platinum, Widdhut.

Gillette Company, 7-O- Clock, 362- N, 365-005, Bill man, Bill Tej , Erasamic.

13

Shaving Cream

Eimmami ,V-Jhon, Afgan, RCM, Park avenue, Delux,

Old Spices, Lather, Palmolive, Niwiya, Ponds, Irasmic, Menthol, Fresh

14

After Save Lotion

Borolin, Boro plus, Boro calendula, RCM, Park avenue,

Old Spices, Ponds, Colin

15

Vehicles Tyre

Vikram, J.K, Modi

Apollo Fire Stone, Siat , Good dammar, Dunlop

16

Bazaar / Retail Shop

Raymond, Digjam,RCM,Khadi Gram Udhog

Piter England, Big-Bazaar,Pentalum, Pyramids, Subhiksha, Walmart

17

18

19

20

YOU CAN MAKE A HUGE DIFFERENCE TO THE INDIAN ECONOMY BY FOLLOWING FEW SIMPLE STEPS.
Please spare a couple of minutes here........for the sake of India ... our country.
I got this article from one of my friend, but it's true, I can see this from day to day life,
Small example
Before 5 months 1 CAN $ = IND Rs 32
After 5 months. Now it is 1 CAN $ = IND Rs 37
Do you think Canadian Economy is booming? No, but Indian Economy is Going Down.
Our Economy is in our hands
INDIAN economy is in a crisis. Our country like many other ASIAN countries is undergoing a severe economic crunch. Many INDIAN industries are closing down. The INDIAN economy is in a crisis and if we do not take proper steps to control those, we will be in a critical situation.
More than 30000 crore rupees of foreign exchange are being siphoned out of our country on products such as cosmetics, snacks, tea, beverages...etc which are grown, produced and consumed here .
A cold drink that costs only 70 / 80 paisa to produce is sold for NINE rupees, and a major chunk of profits from these are sent abroad. This is a serious drain on INDIAN economy.
"COCA COLA "and" SPRITE " belong to the same multinational company, "COCA COLA"?
Coke advertisements says ' JO CHAHO HOJAYE, COCACOLA ENJOY'
(Whatever the hell, let it happen, you drink coke)
What can you do?
You can consider some of the better alternatives to aerated drinks. Like Fresh juice, etc.
Everyone deserves a healthy drink, including you!
Over and above all this, economic sanctions have been imposed on us. We have nothing against Multinational companies, but to protect our own interests we request everybody to use INDIAN products only for next two years. With the rise in petrol prices, if we do not do this, the rupee will devalue further and we will end up paying much more for the same products in the near future.
What you can do about it?
1 . Buy only products manufactured by WHOLLY INDIAN COMPANIES.
2 . ENROLL as many people as possible for this cause.

Each individual should become a leader for this awareness.
This is the only way to save our country from severe economic crisis. You don't need to give-up your lifestyle. You just need to choose an alternate product.
All categories of products are available from WHOLLY INDIAN COMPANIES.

Every INDIAN product you buy makes a big difference. It saves INDIA .
Let us take a firm decision today.
BUY INDIAN TO BE INDIAN we are not against of foreign products.
WE ARE NOT ANTI-MULTINATIONAL.
WE ARE TRYING TO SAVE OUR NATION.
EVERY DAY IS A STRUGGLE FOR A REAL FREEDOM.
WE ACHIEVED OUR INDEPENDENCE AFTER LOSING MANY LIVES.
THEY DIED PAINFULLY TO ENSURE THAT WE LIVE PEACEFULLY. THE CURRENT TREND IS VERY THREATENING.
MULTINATIONALS CALL IT GLOBALISATION OF INDIAN ECONOMY. FOR INDIANS LIKE YOU AND ME IT IS RECOLONISATION OF INDIA ..
THE COLONIST'S LEFT INDIA THEN. BUT THIS TIME THEY WILL MAKE SURE THEY DON'T MAKE ANY MISTAKES.
WHO WOULD LIKE TO LET A" GOOSE THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS" SLIP AWAY.
PLEASE REMEMBER: POLITICAL FREEDOM IS USELESS WITHOUT ECONOMIC INDEPENDENCE .
RUSSIA , S.KOREA , MEXICO .........THE LIST IS VERY LONG!!
LET US LEARN FROM THEIR EXPERIENCE AND FROM OUR HISTORY.
LET US DO THE DUTY OF EVERY TRUE INDIAN.
FINALLY: IT'S OBVIOUS THAT U CAN'T GIVE UP ALL OF THE ITEMS MENTIONED ABOVE,
SO GIVE UP ATLEAST ONE ITEM FOR THE SAKE OF OUR COUNTRY.
We would be sending useless forwards to our friends daily.
Instead please forward this mail to all your friends to create awareness.

"LITTLE DROPS MAKE A GREAT OCEAN."