Foods that Heal ( MUST READ - INFORMATION )

Apples

Protects your heart

prevents constipation

Blocks diarrhea

Improves lung capacity

Cushions joints

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Apricots

Combats cancer

Controls blood pressure

Saves your eyesight

Shields against Alzheimer's

Slows aging process

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Artichokes

Aids digestion

Lowers cholesterol

Protects your heart

Stabilizes blood sugar

Guards against liver disease

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Avocadoes

Battles diabetes

Lowers cholesterol

Helps stops strokes

Controls blood pressure

Smoothes skin

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Bananas

Protects your heart

Quiets a cough

Strengthens bones

Controls blood pressure

Blocks diarrhea

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Beans

Prevents constipation

Helps hemorrhoids

Lowers cholesterol

Combats cancer

Stabilizes blood sugar

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Beets

Controls blood pressure

Combats cancer

Strengthens bones

Protects your heart

Aids weight loss

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Blueberries

Combats cancer

Protects your heart

Stabilizes blood sugar

Boosts memory

Prevents constipation

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Broccoli

Strengthens bones

Saves eyesight

Combats cancer

Protects your heart

Controls blood pressure

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Cabbage

Combats cancer

Prevents constipation

Promotes weight loss

Protects your heart

Helps hemorrhoids

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Cantaloupe

Saves eyesight

Controls blood pressure

Lowers cholesterol

Combats cancer

Supports immune system

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Carrots

Saves eyesight

Protects your heart

Prevents constipation

Combats cancer

Promotes weight loss

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Cauliflower

Protects against Prostate Cancer

Combats Breast Cancer

Strengthens bones

Banishes bruises

Guards against heart disease

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Cherries

Protects your heart

Combats Cancer

Ends insomnia

Slows aging process

Shields against Alzheimer's

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Chestnuts

Promotes weight loss

Protects your heart

Lowers cholesterol

Combats Cancer

Controls blood pressure

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Chili Peppers

Aids digestion

Soothes sore throat

Clears sinuses

Combats Cancer

Boosts immune system

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Figs

Promotes weight loss

Helps stops strokes

Lowers cholesterol

Combats Cancer

Controls blood pressure

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Fish

Protects your heart

Boosts memory

Protects your heart

Combats Cancer

Supports immune system

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Flax

Aids digestion

Battles diabetes

Protects your heart

Improves mental health

Boosts immune system

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Garlic

Lowers cholesterol

Controls blood pressure

Combats cancer

kills bacteria

Fights fungus

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Grapefruit

Protects against heart attacks

Promotes Weight loss

Helps stops strokes

Combats Prostate Cancer

Lowers cholesterol

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Grapes

saves eyesight

Conquers kidney stones

Combats cancer

Enhances blood flow

Protects your heart

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Green Tea

Combats cancer

Protects your heart

Helps stops strokes

Promotes Weight loss

Kills bacteria

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Honey

Heals wounds

Aids digestion

Guards against ulcers

Increases energy

Fights allergies

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Lemons

Combats cancer

Protects your heart

Controls blood pressure

Smoothes skin

Stops scurvy

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Limes

Combats cancer

Protects your heart

Controls blood pressure

Smoothes skin

Stops scurvy

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Mangoes

Combats cancer

Boosts memory

Regulates thyroid

aids digestion

Shields against Alzheimer's

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Mushrooms

Controls blood pressure

Lowers cholesterol

Kills bacteria

Combats cancer

Strengthens bones

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Oats

Lowers cholesterol

Combats cancer

Battles diabetes

prevents constipation

Smoothes skin

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Olive Oil

Protects your heart

Promotes Weight loss

Combats cancer

Battles diabetes

Smoothes skin

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Onions

Reduce risk of heart attack

Combats cancer

Kills bacteria

Lowers cholesterol

Fights fungus

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Oranges

Supports immune systems

Combats cancer

Protects your heart

Strengthens respiration

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Peaches

prevents constipation

Combats cancer

Helps stops strokes

aids digestion

Helps hemorrhoids

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Peanuts

Protects against heart disease

Promotes Weight loss

Combats Prostate Cancer

Lowers cholesterol

Aggravates

diverticulitis

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Pineapple

Strengthens bones

Relieves colds

Aids digestion

Dissolves warts

Blocks diarrhea

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Prunes

Slows aging process

prevents constipation

boosts memory

Lowers cholesterol

Protects against heart disease

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Rice

Protects your heart

Battles diabetes

Conquers kidney stones

Combats cancer

Helps stops strokes

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Strawberries

Combats cancer

Protects your heart

boosts memory

Calms stress

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Sweet Potatoes

Saves your eyesight

Lifts mood

Combats cancer

Strengthens bones

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Tomatoes

Protects prostate

Combats cancer

Lowers cholesterol

Protects your heart

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Walnuts

Lowers cholesterol

Combats cancer

boosts memory

Lifts mood

Protects against heart disease

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Water

Promotes Weight loss

Combats cancer

Conquers kidney stones

Smoothes skin

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Watermelon

Protects prostate

Promotes Weight loss

Lowers cholesterol

Helps stops strokes

Controls blood pressure

Are you smarter than a Kindergartner ????....

GOOD ONE---
Eighty percent of Kindergartners solved this riddle, but only 5% of Stanford graduates figured it out!

Can you answer the following questions? in one same word?
1. The word has seven letters...
2. Preceded God...
3. Greater than God...
4. More Evil than the devil...
5. All poor people have it...
6. Wealthy people need it...
7. If you eat it, you will die.




Did you figure it out?



Try hard before looking at the answers

Did you get it yet?

Give up?




Brace yourself for the answer....

The Answer is:


NOTHING! NOTHING has 7 letters.
NOTHING preceded God.
NOTHING is greater than God.
NOTHING is more Evil than the devil.
All poor people have NOTHING.
Wealthy people need NOTHING.
If you eat NOTHING, you will die.


Send this Brain Teaser to your Smart friends and see if they can.

THE BATHTUB TEST

The Bathtub Test

During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the "Director how do
You determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized."

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' I said. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'

'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?'

ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?

BIRTHDAY QUOTES

Birthday Quotes - Happy Birthday Quotes Sayings


A birthday iz just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.



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You r only young once, but u can stay immature indefinitely.



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They say that age is all in ur mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into ur body.



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Just remember, once u r over the hill u begin to pick up speed.



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Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.



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You r not 40, you r eighteen with 22 years experience.



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Birthdays are good 4 u. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.



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Inside every older person iz a younger person wondering what happened.



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Middle age is wen ur age starts to show around your middle.



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There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.



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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half



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Some like sunday some like friday, bt i like your birthday. Happy birthday my sweet heart.



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U celebrate ur birth day am also coming & we enjoy together . happy birthday 2 you.



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Money is short. times are hard. i just text u your birthday gift. happy birthday!!



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The birthday of my life Is come, my love is come 2 me.



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Birthdays r good for u. The more you have, the longer you live.



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Your birthday is a special time 2 celebrate the gift of you 2 the world.



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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday bt never remembers her age.



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May u live 2 be 100 & may the last voice you hear be mine. Happy Birthday



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A birthday is just the 1st day of another 365-days journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.



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The most effective way 2 remember ur wife's birthday is 2 forget it once.



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Some like sunday some like monday, bt i like ur birthday. Happy birthday my sweetheart.



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Sending birthday blessings filled with love & peace & joy wishing sweetest things happen right b4 ur eyes.



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A birthday iz just the first day of another 365 days journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.



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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a womans birthday bt never remembers the age.



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Ur birthday is a special time 2 celebrate the gift of u 2 the world.



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If theres something tat u r dreaming of then may it all come true, becoz u deserve it all...HAPPY BIRTHDAY.



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Why iz a birthday cake the only food u can blow on & spit on & everybody rushes 2 get a piece?

Heart Attacks And Drinking Warm Water

Heart Attacks And Drinking Warm Water



This is a very good article. Not only
about warm water after your meal, but about Heart Attacks.



The Chinese and Japanese drink
hot tea with their meals, not
cold water, maybe it is time we
adopt their drinking habit.



For those who like to drink cold water,
this article is applicable to you. It's nice
to have a cup of cold drink after a meal.

However, the cold water will solidify the
oily stuff that you have just consumed.
It will slow down the digestion. Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine
faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.

Common Symptoms Of Heart Attack
A serious note about heart attacks - You should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of intense pain in the jawline.
You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack.

Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. 60% of people who
have a heart attack while they are asleep
do not wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful
and be aware. The more we know,
the better chance we can survive.

A cardiologist says if everyone who reads
this message sends it to 10 people, you can be sure that we'll save at least one life.
Be a true friend and send this article

to all your friends you care about.

A CUP OF TEA-JOKE

Cup of tea

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.


I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident.


Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys.


Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of "tea", which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home.


My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was "just the cutest thing!" My Mom waited, and sure enough, I walked down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watched him drink it up.


Then she says, (as only a mother would know... :) "Did it ever occur to you that the only place that your daughter can reach to get water is the toilet?"

Nothing in this world is IMPOSSIBLE as the word is "I M POSSIBLE".

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Happiness is not something you find, It's something you create.

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One thing you can learn by watching the clock is that it passes time by keeping its hands busy.

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The heart is happiest when it beats for others.

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The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little "extra".

INSTALLING HUSBAND

A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy, Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate Woman DEAR DESPERATE Madam, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.htmland try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7..7. Good Luck Madam! Tech Support