Richest guy by 2009 - ORKUTThursday, September 4, 2008 1:08 PM

A guy lost his girlfriend in a train accident.....

but the gal's name nowhere appeared in the dead list. This guy grew up n became IT technical architect in his late 20?s, achievement in itself!!

He hired developers from the whole globe and plan to make a software where he could search for his gf through the web..

Things went as planned...

n he found her, after losing millions of dollars and 3 long years!!

It was time to shut down the search operation, when the CEO of Google had a
word with this guy n took over this application,

This Software made a whopping 1 billion dollars profit in its first year,

which we today know as ORKUT.

The guy's name is ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN Yes its named after him only. Today he is paid a hefty sum by Google for the things we do like scrapping.He is expected to b the richest person by 2009.

ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN today has 13 assistants to monitor his scrapbook & 8 to

monitor his friends-list. He gets around 20,000 friend-requests a day & about 85,000 scraps!!!

Some other Cool Facts about this guy:

* He gets $12 from Google when every person registers to this website.

* He also gets $10 when you add somebody as a friend.

* He gets $8 when your friend's friend adds you as a friend & gets $6 if

anybody adds you as friend in the resulting chain.

* He gets $5 when you scrap somebody & $4 when somebody scraps you.

* He also gets $200 for each photograph you upload on Orkut.

* He gets $2.5 when you add your friend in the crush-list or in the hot-list.

* He gets $2 when you become somebody's fan.

* He gets $1.5 when somebody else becomes your fan.

* He even gets $1 every time you logout of Orkut.

* He gets $0.5 every time you just change your profile-photograph.

* He also gets $0.5 every time you read your friend's scrap-book & $0.5 every time
you view your friend's friend-list.

' WOW!!!

ANY BOYFRIENDS?

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__,_._,___ Story I

E: Do u have a boyfriend?
C: I have.
E: Is he working Locally?
C: No. He is working Overseas.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u !
C: Why?
E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.

Story II

E: Any girl friends?
C: No.
E: So far chased any before?
C: Have, but not successful.
E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend?
C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This personal
issue.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.
C: Why?
E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!

Story III

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: Not quite.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?
E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My company is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.

Story IV

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: yes
E: Is she your first lover?
C: Yes.
E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.

Story V

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she your first lover?
C: No. Have a few already.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshopper" ! (Job hopper ha ha!)

Story VI

E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich?
C: No.
E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing with money and you will seduce.

Story VII

E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich ?
C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.
E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want to employ you, neither do we!
C: But,...... there is no position in his company.
E: Then,..... what is your qualification?
C: Secretary!
E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will affect
your managers' working spirits.
C: But,...... I am not pretty at all.
E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!

Why men are never Depressed(rocking)

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth... The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station rest-room because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is Rs. 195 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife (or Ur teeth!!!!!???). You have freedom of choice
concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

DO NOT REUSE MINERAL WATER BOTTLES

FUNNY ONE

Hey Women & Men, I just love this. Send it to all the women folk you know and also to those crazy guys.

'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.'

So - if you give her crap, you will receive a bucket full of shit.

A LOYAL WIFE

> > Smile is a curve that makes everything straight...so keep smiling
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > The Loyal Wife
> >
> >
> > There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his
> > money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.
> >
> > Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die, I want you to
> > take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my
> > money to the after life with me.'
> >
> > And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when
> > he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
> >
> > Well, he died . . .
> > He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in
> > black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the
> > ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket,
> > the wife said, 'Wait, just a minute!'
> >
> > She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the
> > casket.
> >
> > Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.
> >
> > Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money
> > in there with your husband.'
> >
> > The loyal wife replied 'Listen, I can't go back on my word. I promised
> > him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.'
> >
> > 'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him !!! ?'
> >
> > 'I sure did' said the wife. 'I got it all together, put it into my
> > account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it.'
> >
> > Moral of the story: Women are cleverer than Men .....
> >
> > Send this to a clever women you know, or a man with a good sense of
> > humor . . . . .
> >
> > I just did.

PRESSURE

Pressure



Don't be afraid of pressure.

Remember that pressure is what turns a lump of coal into a diamond.

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Falling down doesn't make you a failure, but staying down does.

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Although the tongue weighs very little,

Very few people are able to hold it.

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A person's true character is revealed by what he does when no one is watching.

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Some people complain that there are thorns on roses,

While others praise thorns for having roses among them.

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