27th Aug the Whole World is waiting for......... ....

27th Aug the Whole World is waiting for......... ....

ü Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August.

ü It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye.

ü This will cultivate on Aug. 27 when Mars comes within 34.65M miles off earth.

ü Be sure to watch the sky on Aug. 27 12:30 am.

ü It will look like the earth has 2 moons.

ü The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287.

Share this with your friends as NO ONE ALIVE TODAY will ever see it again.

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SQL INQUIRY-VERY FUNNY

WeddingQuery........ ........ (SQL Style)

HUSBANDS QUERY

CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage (
BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20) )

AS
BEGIN

SELECT

Bride FROM india_ Brides
WHERE FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire'

AND Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus ='ThreeStoreyed'
AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND Having Brothers= Null

AND Sisters =Null



SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalance

FROM FatherInLaw

UPDATE MyBankAccout

SETMyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal

UPDATE

MyLocker

SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold

INSERT INTO

MyCarShed VALUES('BMW')
END
GO

Then the wife writes the below query:

DROP HUSBAND;
Commit;

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Pictures taken at just the perfect angle.

And

then

there's this one:

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Software engineer and his wife

Software engineer and his wife

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.


Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.


Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.


Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.


Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.


Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.


Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.


Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.


Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.


Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.


Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.


Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.


Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.


Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.


Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer

> The Loyal Wife

> The Loyal Wife
> >
> >
> >
> > There was a man who had worked all of his life, had
> saved all of his
> > money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.
> >
> > Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I
> die, I want you to
> > take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I
> want to take
> > my money to the afterlife with me."
> >
> > And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her
> heart that
> > when he died, she would put all of the money in the
> casket with him.
> >
> > Well, he died . . .
> > He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was
> sitting there in
> > black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When
> they finished
> > the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to
> close the
> > casket, the wife said, "Wait, just a
> minute!"
> >
> > She had a box with her, she came over with the box and
> put it in the
> > casket.
> >
> > Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they
> rolled it away.
> >
> > Her friend said, "I know you weren't fool
> enough to put all that
> > money in there with your husband."
> >
> > The loyal wife replied "Listen, I can't go
> back on my word. I
> > promised him that I was going to put that money in
> that casket with
> > him."
> >
> > "You mean to tell me you put that money in the
> casket with him !!! ?"
> >
> > "I sure did" said the wife. "I got it
> all together, put it into my
> > account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he
> can spend it."
> >
> > Moral of the story: Women are cleverer than Men .....
> >
> > Send this to a clever women you know, or a man with
> a good sense
> > of humor . . . . .
> >
> > I just did.
> >
> >

THINK OUT OF THE BOX

GREAT MAIL---- THINK OUT OF THE BOX

"THINK OUT OF THE BOX"-great! Question 1: You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it's raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for a bus: An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. An old friend who once saved your life. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about. Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car? This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. * You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; * or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to ! pay him back. * However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again. The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. Guess what was his answer? He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams." Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box." Question 2: What will you do if I run away with your sister?" The candidate who was selected answered "I will not get a better match for my sister than you sir" Question 3: Interviewer (to a student girl candidate) - What is one morning you woke up & found that you were pregnant. Girl - I will be very excited and take an off, to celebrate with my husband. Normally an unmarried girl will be shocked to hear this, but she managed it well. Why I should think it in the wrong way, she said later when asked Question 4: Interviewer: He ordered a cup of coffee for the candidate. Coffee arrived kept before the candidate, then he asked what is before you? Candidate: Instantly replied "Tea" He got selected.. You know how and why did he say "TEA" when he knows very well that coffee was kept before. (Answer: The question was "What is before you (U - alphabet) Reply was "TEA" ( T - alphabet) Question 5: The interviewer asked to the candidate "This is your last question of the interview. Please tell me the exact position of the center of this table where u have kept your files." Candidate confidently put one of his finger at some point at the table and told that this was the central point at the table. Interviewer asked how did u get to know that this being the central point of this table, then he answers quickly that sir u r not likely to ask any more question, as it was the last question that u promised to ask..... And hence, he was selected as because of his quick- wittedness. ........ This is what the Interviewer expects from the Interviewee. ....